Your Mission Should You Choose to Accept it: Find a friendly,
idealistic, playful man, age 20-30.  You will know him by his quick
wit, broad smile, and love of life.  If found, report his whereabouts
to this address immediately.  Do not, I repeat, do not attempt to
apprehend for yourself (he's mine, bitch).  Informants initially
subject to friendly interrogation at local coffee shops.  Any
information leading to the apprehension of a suspect will be rewarded
by large sums of affection from our lead investigator.